May 7, 2008


I really don't enjoy bashing celebrities, but seriously Internet, what is all the fuss about Mariah Carey's new song being no.1 on the billboard? I was taken aback when it was even reported on the Greek public television news, which we view as "serious" news coverage.

Granted, Carey has some good voice chords and I've enjoyed her "Without You" cover, but this "Touch My Body" is just another blasted lick-my-lollipop-Lolita ditty that is unsurprisingly conformed with all the conformed boolsheet the music industry splats young people with... So why all the hoop-la?