Being Mom means having to drink the goop from the bottom of almost-empty juice boxes because my daughters are too high born to drain the cartons lest the juice goop clouds fair damsels' juice.
Half of the day they call me "Athena" where I get paid to dabble with computers. The other half of the day I'm called "Mom", but I also have an online secret identity. I am bilingual, so what might look like Greek to you, probably is. I blog because it's cheaper than therapy and I like to make people laugh.