Nov 24, 2005

Write a short story in as few words as possible

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:

The short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery

Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class.

"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."

Credits: It's out there on the internet, have no idea where it originated. It came in my mailbox via George, whom I thank for replenishing my humour database with goodies every so often. The deserving e-mail funnies shall be knighted in Flubberwinkle kingdom aka 'my blog'.