A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
The short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery
Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class.
"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."
Credits: It's out there on the internet, have no idea where it originated. It came in my mailbox via George, whom I thank for replenishing my humour database with goodies every so often. The deserving e-mail funnies shall be knighted in Flubberwinkle kingdom aka 'my blog'.
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- Half of the day they call me "Athena" where I get paid to dabble with computers. The other half of the day I'm called "Mom", but I also have an online secret identity. I am bilingual, so what might look like Greek to you, probably is. I blog because it's cheaper than therapy and I like to make people laugh.
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