Short story outside my office window in the making

I look outside my office window to rest my eyes from the computer. Start laughing. Grab my camera.

Here as an elderly man relieving himself in public behind the public toilet. Toilet-schmoilet, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go! Who has time to figure out how those doors open!

The pigeon resting on my window ledge witnesses this funny photo composition, turns to me with a raised eyebrow "Did ya SEE the old man? And you have a bone to pick with ME about bird droppings?"